Post by Randy C on Sept 10, 2006 3:38:48 GMT -4
A homeless bum asks a guy who had just come from a long night of poker for $2. The poker player asks, "Will you buy booze?" The bum says, "No." The man says, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum says, "No." So the man says, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"